Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit junk food
I probably should have seen this one coming, but I didn't I decided to stop eating junk food the week of Halloween. Not the best planning, I'll admit.
Joanne, who loves Halloween, had a huge bowl of candy for the trick or treaters. Only two showed up. And there was no way I was going to let that candy go to waste. So I did my part for Halloween and ate a Mars bar and some M & Ms.
I suppose it could have been worse: my sister wound up with no candy whatsoever. Too bad there's most of a continent and an ocean between us. She could just come over to our house; we've still got a whole bowlful of candy.